Just for fun I did a very scientific calculation in lieu of an actual exit poll, based on leaflet link clicks and biscuit choices, resulting in the following fairly implausible results!
1st Jack Stapleton, Green Party
2nd Simon Payne, Conservative and Unionist Party
3rd Clare Fawcett, Reform UK
4th Josh Constable, Labour and Co-operative Party
5th Bhavin Dedhia, Liberal Democrats
(I wouldnât be surprised if the actual results were the reverse of that!)
I compared the candidatesâ biscuit choice with the UK politicianâs top-ten favourite biscuits and scored them using a very scientific secret formula!
The reverse order results werenât far off either!