NOTE TO @Cllr , THIS IS DONE IN JEST, A BIT OF LIGHT-HEARTED HUMOUR. IT IS IN NO WAY MEANT TO INFLUENCE ANYONE’S VOTE
Final touches, one week to go!
“Conservatives? Naaaah mate, they’ve got Boris at the helm (side note, Boris isn’t really impacted by local elections as it doesn’t affect him or his House). It’s unfathomable to vote for such a guy given all the bad news suddenly surrounding him (again, you’re not voting for him in any way, shape or form…)”
Okay, so Labour?
“WHAT?? Sir Keir Starmer is a Red Tory!! We still want JC4PM, and cannot back the current leadership whatever we do. (Side note, Sir Keir is (much like Boris) not on the ballot). Don’t you DARE support him”
Okay, so another Party then?
“Pffffft, you’re wasting your ballot. Everyone knows there’s only 2 real parties - Red and Blue! (Side note, many other parties exist, and one of the other parties just so happens to be running Eastleigh locally at the moment)”